TWITTER IMPLANT
share your healthy lifestyle
Our health is worth a lot to us. We exercise, eat healthy and try to live a balanced life. Your health insurance company helps you with this by offering all its clients a free Twitter Implant. The Twitter Implant monitors your body and alerts your doctor if something in your body is not in order. Medical interventions will occur at an earlier stage so you remain healthy longer. The Twitter Implant also saves you money on your monthly health insurance bill. The Twitter implant can be supplied with various coaching programs including the “Weight Watchers”, “Sports Club” and “Alcoholics Anonymous”.
